December 2009
fuck miley's version, this wins.
everythingharrypotter:
fuckyeahhptrio:
idiosyncrasies:
enfantmort:
I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express With my scar and no family left Welcome to the school of wizard love Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in a boat Here I am for the first time Look to my right and I see the castle shine This is all so crazy Everybody thinks I’m famous!
My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious Too...
November 2009
Funny but sad but true.
pinoytumblr:
sunscrape:
This joke has so much more meaning now than it ever has.
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve...
Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)
pinoytumblr:
planetichigatsu:
by: JP
(to the tune of Party in the USA)
I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay
With my bayong and tsinelas
Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas
Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?
Jumped in the jeep
Barya lang sa umaga
Look to my right
Nakita ko ang Luneta
I am getting so hungry
All the food seem so dirty
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick
Sobrang...
GRABE.
joserizal:
modernsisa:
(REPOST) “My wife’s private parts were slashed four times, after which they fired a bullet into it. They speared both of her eyes, shot both her breasts, cut off her feet, fired into her mouth. I could not begin to describe the manner by which they treated her.” — Buluan Vice Mayor Esmael Mangudadatu
Oh my God. Such cruelty. How can they do this to someone. A WOMAN!...
““But love is always new. Regardless of whether we love once, twice, or a dozen...”
– Paulo Coelho (By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept) (via kari-shma)
—- Love <3
Today I saw these two girls acting suspiciously...
everythingharrypotter:
(via acciohufflepuff)
Nice one. Hahaha!
